Dear Brian-I am having an affair…

Her name is Eva, I met her online and one day she arrived on my doorstep.  I love you but I am totally obsessed with her.  I think of her all of the time and can’t wait to spend time with her whenever I can find the time… early mornings, evenings and weekends and more!  I owe it to you as my husband to disclose her full name, it’s Eva Bernina.

You see, I am obsessed with my new Bernina Aurora 440 Quilters Edition (QE) sewing machine!  I dreamed of her for a long time before I put a pretty penny down to bring her home.  I named her that same night-it was love at first sight!

I hope you will find a way to forgive me.



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